The Getty Center
April Antics: Fictions & Foolery
Date: Saturday, April 1 and
Sunday, April 2, 2017
Time: 4:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. on Saturday; 4:00 p.m. on Sunday
Location: Getty Center, Harold M. Williams Auditorium
Admission: Tickets: $20
The popular radio show and podcast Selected Shorts returns for the annual spring fling with some of the nation's best stage and screen actors who will perform a program of everything from light farce to biting satire, as well as some rich, reflective tales of everyday human folly. Whether witnessing mischievous cats as they outwit their wicked owners or traveling with a blind magician, these three distinct programs will leave you feeling treated, not tricked. And Beyoncé will perform a musical half-time show as humorist Mark Twainokay, we couldn't resist getting started earlyApril Fool's! Jane Kaczmarek hosts the series and leads an all-star cast including René Auberjonois, Paget Brewster, Yvette Nicole Brown, Sharon Gless, Tony Hale, Michael Imperioli, Justin Kirk, Joe Mande, Christina Pickles, Liev Schreiber, and Kirsten Vangsness.
Cast and stories are subject to change.
Top row: René Auberjonois, Paget Brewster, Yvette Nicole Brown, Sharon Gless
Middle row: Tony Hale, Michael Imperioli, Jane Kaczmarek, Justin Kirk
Bottom row: Joe Mande, Christina Pickles, Liev Schreiber, Kirsten Vangsness
Hosted by Jane Kaczmarek
Saturday, April 1, 4:00 p.m.
"Bee Beard" by Ryan Boudinot
Performed by Tony Hale
"Dinner on the Rocks" by Dawn Powell
Performed by Christina Pickles
"The Pangs of Love" by Jane Gardam
Performed by Jane Kaczmarek
"Fortune Cookie" by Hubert Selby, Jr.
Performed by Michael Imperioli
Saturday, April 1, 7:00 p.m.
"Unicorn in the Garden" by James Thurber
Performed by Joe Mande
"The Eyes of the Soul" by Michel Faber
Performed by Kirsten Vangsness
"Hat Trick" by Edith Pearlman
Performed by Sharon Gless
"The Dummy" by Susan Sontag
Performed by Justin Kirk
"The Invisible Collection" by Stefan Zweig
Performed by René Auberjonois
Sunday, April 2, 4:00 p.m.
"Second Hand" by Andrés Neuman
Translated by Nick Caistor and Lorenza Garcia
Performed by Jane Kaczmarek
"The Dreamlife of Toasters" by Heather O'Neill
Performed by Yvette Nicole Brown
"Viewer, Violator" by Aimee Bender
Performed by Paget Brewster
"Tooth and Claw" by T.C. Boyle
Performed by Liev Schreiber
March 19 and 20, 2016
Inspired by the Getty Center's exhibition Noir: The Romance of Black, the popular public radio podcast Selected Shorts returns for a weekend of live performances of stories exploring darkness and light. Hollywood and stage actors perform adventurous fiction that leads you through a landscape of treachery, madness, and redemption. The weekend features three shows full of cryptic characters, mysterious surroundings, and that long-awaited "Aha!" moment. From surviving the apocalypse to unmasking family secrets, these thrilling stories will leave you breathless and wanting more.
Selected Shorts 2015: Tales after Dark
March 21 and 22, 2015
The popular public radio series and podcast returned for a weekend of live performances, offering a varied selection of stories set after hours. Tales historical, present day and futuristic were all in the mix. A romantic soiree, a fantastic exploration of the moon, a blind woman's adventures in a mysterious Manhattan, a wild holiday party during a blizzard, a lonely motel on a deserted road, a rendezvous at a bar on a Parisian side street, a dreamy after-hours adventure in a time-travel machine, and a funny family movie night with an unexpected guest are among the after-dark settings and scenarios of these romantic, mysterious, fantastical, gritty, magical, and compelling tales. Robert Sean Leonard hosted the series and lead an all-star cast including Sean Astin, Wren T. Brown, Wyatt Cenac, Heather Goldenhersh, Jane Kaczmarek, Christina Pickles, Liev Schreiber, Kirsten Vangsness and more.
Selected Shorts 2014: Drama at Dinner
March 22 and 23, 2014
The ever-popular public radio series returned for a weekend of live performance, offering stories revolving around the theme of food—enjoyed, prepared, devoured, or ignored. This literary feast touched on romances and coming of age stories, mysteries, adventures, marital woes, and the cozy complications of family life. Robert Sean Leonard hosted the series and lead a great cast including Jane Kaczmarek, Michael Imperioli, Christopher Lloyd, Joshua Malina, Catherine O'Hara, Christina Pickles, and Amber Tamblyn reading delectable tales set in kitchens, at dinner parties, behind the scenes in restaurants, at family dinner tables, and even a mad hatter's tea party.
March 23 and 24, 2013
The popular public-radio series was back with live performances at the Getty that detailed fictions about our favorite leisure activities. Actors from stage and screen performed stories about the pleasures and travails of all the things we love to do—from baking to ballroom dancing, card-playing to movie-watching, and knitting to sex. 2013's stellar lineup included readings by Leonard Nimoy, Jane Kaczmarek, Robert Sean Leonard, Kate Burton, Alison Pill and more. A collection of works by Etgar Keret, Tess Gallagher, Joyce Carol Oates, John Cheever, and Dorothy Parker were selected to feed your passion for short fiction.
March 3 and 4, 2012
The hit public-radio series returned for its annual weekend of live performance at the Getty with a great lineup of actors from stage and screen that read funny, passionate, and mysterious classic and modern tales about objects of desire. Historical, religious, magical, humorous, beloved, or bewitched—every object tells a story. Featuring readings by Leonard Nimoy, Corey Stoll, Brian F. O'Byrne, Jane Kaczmarek, Robert Sean Leonard, Isaiah Sheffer, and others, the programs included works by Jonathan Lethem, Raymond Carver, Abigail Thomas, Maeve Brennan, Susan Perabo, and Aimee Bender and more.
March 26 and 27, 2011
Leonard Nimoy, Tim Curry, Denis O'Hare, and Josh Radnor lead this year's lineup of terrific actors reading luscious tales of food and passions, politics, mystery, and deep-sea adventure. Classic and new, the stories are set in diverse locales: a shabby Brooklyn kitchen, a submarine off the West African coast, a fancy Manhattan society dinner party, Don Quixote's Karaoke Bar in Oklahoma City, and beyond.
May 1 and 2, 2010
The annual literary series returned in 2010 with a weekend of stories about home. Moving, comical, romantic, heart wrenching, heartwarming, and thought provoking, these readings examined the way we live. Featuring readings by René Auberjonois, Kirsten Vangsness, Fionnula Flanagan, Ed Asner, Jane Kaczmarek, and others, the programs included works by Richard Ford, Miranda July, Yasunari Kawabata, John Updike, and Julie Otsuka, to name a few.
May 2 and 3, 2009
The 2009 lineup explored destinations real and imaginary, far flung, and close at hand, with journeys featuring wild adventures, comic mishaps, and unexpected encounters. Stories by Todd McEwen, Lorrie Moore, Hunter S. Thompson, Marguerite Yourcenar, and more were read by a distinguished lineup of actors including James Cromwell, Kate Burton, Alec Baldwin, and Fionnula Flanagan, and more.
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