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Lesson Plans


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Lawrence A. Parker/OCCTI (occti)
Thu, 23 Sep 1999 08:58:45 -0400

A man is driving his Lexus east on a curvy, narrow mountain road.

A woman is driving her Saab west on the same road.

As they pass each other, rather closely, the woman leans out the window and
yells, "PIG!!"

The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"

The woman continues around the next bend, feeling hurt and somewhat angry.

The man, of course, continues on around the next bend,...

...and totals his Lexus when he hits the pig.