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Lesson Plans


kid jokes

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Teri Sanford (terily)
Thu, 09 Sep 1999 09:57:12 -0500


These are funny...
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he
preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike
cord
as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the
cord
and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After several
circles
and jerks, a little girl in the third pew leaned toward her
mother
and whispered, "If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"

-=+=-

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read,
"The
man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the
city,
but his wife looked back and was turned to salt."

His son asked, "What happened to the flea?"

-=+=-

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of
kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There
were
2 boy kittens and 2 girl kittens."

How did you know?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I
think
it's printed on the bottom."