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Lesson Plans

Life After Death

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Lawrence A. Parker/OCCTI (occti)
Wed, 13 Oct 1999 07:59:28 -0400

A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and
inform the other of the after life. The woman's biggest fear was there was
no heaven.

After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he
made contact.

Mary... Mary....

Is that you Fred?

Yes, I have come back like we agreed.

What is it like?

Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I
bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. Supper, then sex till late at night, sleep then start all
over again.

Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven.

Hell no, I'm a rabbit in Kansas.