> BOO! A HAIKU BY YOU
> In honor of Halloween, we are having another creepy creative contest.
> Write a scary Haiku and win a big Japanese prize pack. A Haiku is a poem
> with 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second and 5 in the third.
> Try something like:
> Autumn Moonlight Walk
> Fast footsteps, soft behind you.
> Turn, it's Bea Arthur.
> For rules and entry information, look at our contest page.
> A REALLY LONG FORK
> This extendable metal fork has many uses. In its compact state, it is
> usable as a normal fork. If you extend it, the world is your oyster:
> food on other people's plates, serve yourself at doughnut shops or use it
> as an executive pointer to liven up a boring meeting. Eating has never
> been this long.
> DUDE, THIS IS THE BEST BOWL EVER
> Whoa! You know, like, when yur eatin' salsa or cereal or something and
> so boring and stuff. Well, dude, then this bowl is for you. While yur
> eating, it looks like there's this dude chillin' in an inner tube wearing
> hardcore shades kickin' back in the middle of yur milk and stuff. This
> is extreme, check it out!
> YOUR CHEST IS SO MANLY
> Look at your skinny hairless girly chest, what are you thinking? Hairless
> chests are just like the weather, everybody complains about them but no
> does anything. Until now! We present the chest wig in all its fuzzy
> This is also perfect for women who are looking for that special costume
> this Halloween!
> COUNTDOWN TO NOTHING
> Es el fin del mundo? (Is this the end of the word?) This is the question
> that the perpetual doomsday calendar asks as you look at it each day. Of
> course, if you can see the calendar then the answer is "no!" The colorful
> end of the world decoration looks good and the date is easy to read. A
> great addition to the office of your favorite optimist.
> PUMPKIN, WITH ATTITUDE
> What would happen if your jack-o-lantern came to life, grew arms and stole
> a mu-mu? This pumpkin punching puppet is our answer to that pressing
> query. Children will quiver and quake as the extendable arms grab at them
> in a vain attempt to steal all their candy. . . Or, perhaps, their souls!
> CULT MISSION
> You should be receiving your Archie McPhee Halloween catalog in the mail
> any day now. Cherish it, reread it, ponder it, and when you are done --
> share it. Some people tell us that the best way to store our catalog is
> a museum quality plastic document bag with a backing board of acid free
> white cardboard, but you are welcome to love it in your own special way.
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