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God, grant me the serenity to accept a post I cannot change,
Courage to walk past the computer without turning it on when I'm
late for work,
And the wisdom to know the difference between
"come to bed now" meaning "let's have some fun" and
"come to bed NOW" meaning "that computer has got to go"!