Did I miss something? I thought that some students at a university in Arizona
were obviously assigned this listserv and to go on-line and introduce
themselves. Now if I had that assignment I would probably not want to tell
perfect strangers anything really personal and I would probably end up
describing my fondness for peanut butter sandwiches rather than my fixation
for bats and other nocturnal creatures. Or my really long teeth and how I
don't really like peanut butter sandwiches at all.
Of course I really want to talk about Eric-the-fake-baron stealing my pets
that I was keeping in shoeboxes in the closet, the last time he was allowed
in my cell for a conjugal visit with my computer. Don't worry his super race
is not on the way Matilda had a headache. And I have called the SPCA about
that belt thing. But it was a nice narrative Eric. Oh and please give Floppsy
a little blood. She really has a thing for
A -. She gets a little testy without it.
At any rate welcome future teachers and don't mind us. Sometimes we're just
plain grumpy. But of course that has nothing to do with teaching.......oh no!