> C U T E YOUR BARONSHIP
> On Tue, 7 Oct 1997, Eric Utech wrote:
> > Hi. My name is Baron von Leiderhosen Guttendamerung In-the-Swamp.
> I like
> > hot hot women and cold cold beer. I collect rubber bands from
> > and misdelivered newspaper rolls. I have several pets who I keep in
> a jar
> > under my bed. Sometimes their wimpering keeps me awake, but if I
> warn them
> > that I'm going to get The Belt, they usually quiet right down. If
> > released, I hope to write a book about the little people. I have to
> > line my underwear with aluminum foil now, because the CIA is sending
> > plutonium rays at me in an attempt to sabatoge my plans to sire a
> race of
> > advanced-intelligence radios.