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Re: Personal ads

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Judith Auslander (judith)
Tue, 07 Oct 1997 13:14:28 -0700

I was busy deleting all those bios so fast, that I missed this one.
Now, if they were all like that, I might have read them rather than
pressing delete, delete, delete and emptying my trash. Rita Glass
wrote:

> C U T E YOUR BARONSHIP
>
> On Tue, 7 Oct 1997, Eric Utech wrote:
>
> > Hi. My name is Baron von Leiderhosen Guttendamerung In-the-Swamp.
> I like
> > hot hot women and cold cold beer. I collect rubber bands from
> discarded
> > and misdelivered newspaper rolls. I have several pets who I keep in
> a jar
> > under my bed. Sometimes their wimpering keeps me awake, but if I
> warn them
> > that I'm going to get The Belt, they usually quiet right down. If
> I'mever
> > released, I hope to write a book about the little people. I have to
> go
> > line my underwear with aluminum foil now, because the CIA is sending
>
> > plutonium rays at me in an attempt to sabatoge my plans to sire a
> race of
> > advanced-intelligence radios.
> >
> >
> >

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MZ