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Re: Personal ads

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Rita Glass (rglass)
Tue, 7 Oct 1997 12:45:13 -0500 (CDT)


On Tue, 7 Oct 1997, Eric Utech wrote:

> Hi. My name is Baron von Leiderhosen Guttendamerung In-the-Swamp. I like
> hot hot women and cold cold beer. I collect rubber bands from discarded
> and misdelivered newspaper rolls. I have several pets who I keep in a jar
> under my bed. Sometimes their wimpering keeps me awake, but if I warn them
> that I'm going to get The Belt, they usually quiet right down. If I'mever
> released, I hope to write a book about the little people. I have to go
> line my underwear with aluminum foil now, because the CIA is sending
> plutonium rays at me in an attempt to sabatoge my plans to sire a race of
> advanced-intelligence radios.