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Eric Utech (uteche.us)
Tue, 7 Oct 1997 09:37:11 -0600


Hi. My name is Baron von Leiderhosen Guttendamerung In-the-Swamp. I like
hot hot women and cold cold beer. I collect rubber bands from discarded
and misdelivered newspaper rolls. I have several pets who I keep in a jar
under my bed. Sometimes their wimpering keeps me awake, but if I warn them
that I'm going to get The Belt, they usually quiet right down. If I'mever
released, I hope to write a book about the little people. I have to go
line my underwear with aluminum foil now, because the CIA is sending
plutonium rays at me in an attempt to sabatoge my plans to sire a race of
advanced-intelligence radios.

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