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Tough Women

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MarshArt_at_TeacherArtExchange
Date: Wed Oct 31 2001 - 13:55:33 PST


In a message dated 10/28/01 my friend Patti (Artystyc) sent me this and it is
a hoot. Some of you gals will understand because you have walked this path.
As for the men, you can read it too, but "be afraid... be very afraid."
Marsha

<< Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train us
for a few weeks, outfit us with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks,
moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna -
drop us (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and
let us do what comes naturally.

Think about it. Our anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff
like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even
armed men in turbans tremble.

We've had our children, we would gladly suffer or die to protect them and
their future. We'd like to get away from our husbands, if they haven't
left already. And for those of us who are single, the prospect of finding
a good man with whom to share life is about as likely as being struck by
lightning. We have nothing to lose. We've survived the water diet, the
protein diet, the carbohydrate diet, and the grapefruit diet in gyms and
saunas across America and never lost a pound. We can easily survive
months in the hostile terrain of Afghanistan with no food at all!

We've spent years tracking down our husbands or lovers in bars, hardware
stores, or sporting events...finding bin Laden in some cave will be no
problem.

Uniting all the warring tribes of Afghanistan in a new government? Oh,
please ... we've planned the seating arrangements for in-laws and
extended families at Thanksgiving dinners for years ... we understand
tribal warfare.

Between us, we've divorced enough husbands to know every trick there is
for how they hide, launder, or cover up bank accounts and money sources.
We know how to find that money and we know how to seize it ... with or
without the government's help!

Let us go and fight. The Taliban hates women. Imagine their terror as we
crawl like ants with hot-flashes over their godforsaken terrain. I'm
going to write my Congresswoman. You should, too!

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