As for what to do with Osama Bin Laden:
Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will
inspire his comrades to take hostages to demand his release.
Therefore, I suggest we do neither.
Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture him, fly
him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform a
complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live as a
woman under the Taliban.