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a kinder' funnie


From: Aaron and Jennifer (THEGREEN99_at_TeacherArtExchange)
Date: Thu Oct 12 2000 - 06:47:59 PDT

A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog.
She inquired as to whether it was alive or dead.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know, I leaned over and went 'Psst'. He didn't move."