A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog.
She inquired as to whether it was alive or dead.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know, I leaned over and went 'Psst'. He didn't move."