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Lesson Plans

Re: Burnout

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Mon, 22 Nov 1999 00:01:14 EST

I just photocopied this very list for a few wacky teachers I know! I laughed
out loud when I read them the 1st time and I laugh every time I re read
them!! I keep them handy too! (Great minds think alike!) ROTFL!

In a message dated 11/21/1999 8:33:06 AM Eastern Standard Time,
Tmcnorf writes:

for a temporary solution add silliness and stupidity to your life. i keep
this list on my desk and when i think i can't get through another class
period, i go to my desk and read it. in no time my mood is altered and i can
move on. really. but then again i'm not quite normal.

Children's books that didn't make it
1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do Book
6. The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried? 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

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