|Some Truths.... | |Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark: |professionals built the Titanic. | |Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand. | |Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. | |Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. | |Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be |changed regularly and for the same reason. | |An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears |that this is true. | |There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse |every year. | |People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that |Benjamin Franklin said it first. | |I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path. | |Indecision is the key to flexibility. | |I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it. | |My inferiority complex is not as good as yours. | |I plan on living forever. So far, so good. | |I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. | |If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. | |You're gettting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair as |you did from a rollercoaster | |The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the |right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. | |Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. | |A great many people think they are thinking, when they are merely |rearranging their prejudices.