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Some Truths

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Ann Heineman (aheinema-state.edu)
Sat, 13 Nov 1999 00:12:12 +0100


|Some Truths....
|
|Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark:
|professionals built the Titanic.
|
|Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
|
|Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
|
|Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
|
|Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
|changed regularly and for the same reason.
|
|An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears
|that this is true.
|
|There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse
|every year.
|
|People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that
|Benjamin Franklin said it first.
|
|I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
|
|Indecision is the key to flexibility.
|
|I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to it.
|
|My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
|
|I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
|
|I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
|
|If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.
|
|You're gettting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair as
|you did from a rollercoaster
|
|The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
|right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
|
|Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
|
|A great many people think they are thinking, when they are merely
|rearranging their prejudices.

Ann Heineman.....aheinema-state.edu
Greensview School....Upper Arlington City Schools
(614)487-5050 ... Voice Mail 487-6456 Box 522
aheineman-arlington.k12.oh.us

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