Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings
from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past
security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out
of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such
an obvious error, he replied:
"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
/! Nancy Sojka
/ !\ North Winneshiek Community School
/ ! \ 3495 North Winn. Rd.
/ ! \ Decorah, IA 52101