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Lesson Plans


Religious Humor-Why Teachers Weep!

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Me (mclevela)
Wed, 19 May 1999 19:51:00 -0500


>> SEMINARY HUMOR from D. Chadwick Hrbek
>>
>> WHY TEACHERS WEEP!
>>
>> Then Jesus took His disciples up on the mountain and
>> gathered them around Him, saying:
>>
>> Blessed are the poor in spirit. . .
>> Blessed are the meek. . .
>> Blessed are the merciful. . .
>> Blessed are you. . . who thirst for justice. . .
>> Blessed are you who are persecuted. . .
>> Blessed are the peacemakers.
>>
>> And Simon Peter said, "Do we have to write this
>> stuff down?"
>>
>> And Philip said, "Will this be on the test?"
>>
>> And Andrew said, "John the Baptist's disciples don't
>> have to learn this stuff."
>>
>> And Matthew said, "Huh?"
>>
>> And Judas said, "When am I ever going to use this
>> in real life?"
>>
>> Then one of the Pharisees, an expert in law, said, "I don't
>> see any of this in the syllabus. Do you have a lesson
>> plan? Is there an activity for each of the intelligences?
>> Where is the study guide? Will there be any authentic
>> assessment? Will remediation and extra credit be
>> provided for those who did not meet class requirements,
>> so they can still pass?"
>>
>> And Thomas, who had missed the sermon, came to Jesus
>> privately and said, "Did we do anything important today?"
>>
>> AND JESUS WEPT.
>>
>>
>>
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