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Happy MOTHER"S DAY from Marsha

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Thu, 6 May 1999 23:03:29 EDT

<<Things My Mother Taught Me
> >
> >My Mother taught me LOGIC...
> >"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to
> >the store with me."
> >
> >My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
> >"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze
> >that way."
> >
> >My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD...
> >"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good
> >job!"
> >
> >My Mother taught me ESP...
> >"Put your sweater on; don't you think that I know when you're
> >cold?"
> >
> >My Mother taught me TO MEET A CHALLENGE...
> >"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you...Don't
> >talk back to me!"
> >
> >My Mother taught me HUMOR...
> >When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to
> >me."
> >
> >My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
> >"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
> >
> >My mother taught me ABOUT SEX..
> >"How do you think you got here?"
> >
> >My mother taught me about GENETICS...
> >"You are just like your father!"
> >
> >My mother taught me about my ROOTS...
> >"Do you think you were born in a barn?"
> >
> >My mother taught me about the WISDOM of AGE...
> >"When you get to be my age, you will understand."
> >
> >My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
> >"Just wait until your father gets home."
> >
> >My mother taught me about RECEIVING...
> >You are going to get it when we get home.
> >
> >and my all time favorite thing- JUSTICE
> >"one day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out
> >just like YOU. Then you'll see what it's like."
> >
> >...and she thought no one was listening
> >