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SCarl49932 <SCarl49932>: this is really cool

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bob carl (bcarl28)
Thu, 21 May 1998 20:43:19 -0400

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From: SCarl49932 <SCarl49932>
To: cheryl144, WITHAMT,
MrChadwik,RSTANLEY, Sarah_Smart,
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Subject: this is really cool
Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 08:19:12 EDT
Message-ID: <b279903.35641bc2>

Happy Wednesday!
______________________

> >
> > > Bill Gates died in a car accident and found himself being sized up
> > by
> > > God.
> > >
> > > "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on what to do with you. I'm not
> > sure
> > > whether to allow you into Heaven or to send you to Hell. You
helped
> > > society enormously by putting a computer in almost every home in
> > > America, but then you created that ghastly Windows95. I'm going to
> > do
> > > something I've never done before. I'm going to let you decide
where
> > > you
> > > want to go."
> > >
> > > Bill asked, "What's the difference between the two?"
> > >
> > > God replied, "I'll let you visit each place briefly, then choose
> > which
> > > you
> > > want."
> > >
> > > Bill visited Hell first. It had a beautiful, clean, sandy beach
> > with
> > > clear
> > > water and lots of beautiful young women playing in the water,
> > laughing
> > > and frolicking. The sun was shining; the temperature was perfect.
> > > Bill
> > > was very pleased. "If this is Hell," he told God, "I can't wait to
> > > see
> > > Heaven."
> > >
> > > Heaven was a beautiful place with lofty clouds and angels drifting
> > > about,
> > > playing harps and singing. It was nice, but not as nice as Hell.
> > > Bill chose
> > > Hell.
> > >
> > > Two weeks later, God decided to see how Bill was doing in Hell. He
> > > found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming among hot flames in a dark
> > > cave,
> > > tormented by demons.
> > >
> > > "So how do you like your eternal home?" God asked.
> > >
> > > "This is awful," Bill answered. "It's nothing like the Hell I
> > visited
> > > two
> > > weeks ago. What happened to the other place, the one with the
> > > beaches, beautiful women, and pleasant weather?"
> > >
> > > "Oh," God replied, "that was Hell 3.1. This is Hell 95."

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