>> THE BOSS ASKED FOR A LETTER DESCRIBING BOB SMITH:
>>> Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
>>> hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
>>> wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
>>> thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
>>> finishes given assignments on time. Often Bob takes extended
>>> measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
>>> breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
>>> vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
>>> knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
>>> classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
>>> dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
>>> promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
>>> executed as soon as possible.
>>> Project Leader
>>> A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:
>>> That idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the
>>> report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd
>>> numbered lines (1, 3, 5, ...) for my true assessment of him.
>>> Regards -
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