Good story. Someone(not me) should write a book of collected
anecdotes from teachers' files.
I once arrive in a junior grade classroom to take the art lesson (PRIMARY) early.
I sat down on a small chair and split my trousers around the crutch.
I apologised to the teacher for the interruption, shuffled backwards
out of the clrassroom, went back to my art room, removed my pants
and stapled them back together again. I spent a pretty uncomfortable