I have debated about telling one of my egg on your face stories for fear of
offending someone, but the wonderful story of the teacher caught without her
made me laugh for hours, so I hope mine will at least bring a smile.
I had for sometime been wearing jeans and t-shirts to work in due to the
cheerleading activities and pottery classes I was overseeing. It came time
for my end of
the year evaluation so I thought it might be a good idea to "dress Up" a bit.
the truly tacky styles of that era, I put on my best black satin blouse ,
black mini skirt,
black hose and massive black elevated shoes. I was invited into the inner
sanctum and asked to sit in a chair in front of my wonderful , silver headed
principal. Looking him
straight in the eye, he glanced up, then down and proceeded to shuffle papers
and clear his throat. I immediately went down the list of everything I had
been doing to see if
anything was grounds for a reprimand or even being fired over. After several
minutes, he stood up and walked behind me placing his hand on my shoulder.
In a rather gruff voice, he said"I could do this a lot easier if you would
button up your blouse"
Horrified, I looked down and sure enough, there shining brightly was my new
black French cut lace bra and the remainder of what would not fit into it!
When he returned, he found me curled into a miserably humiliated ball in
his leather chair, trying to
become invisible! I must add....it was the BEST evaluation I had ever had!
Here's to an end of the year smile!
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