RE: slippery fingersThis puts me in mind of the time I taught very simple animation (flip books) to a friend's 8th grade art class.
The kids produced some really nice little books. THEN
when the teacher and I were on lunch recess duty outside we saw one of her students with a very eager group (large) watching his little film. Turns out it was a very detailed production of a naked couple doing the deed. Didn't know whether to feel proud - after all he did do an excellent job - or very sad. Needless to say his book disappeared quickly.
Linda W. in Norman, OK
I once has the headmaster's son make a bong in my clay class (this was after the penis he cleverly crafted