I thought this fit right in with all the other virus warnings. Beware of
this one! *L*
> >Better send this to you all in case you have this virus...
> >NEW VIRUS WARNING!!!! There is a new virus going around, called "work".
> >you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or
> >handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT. Work has been circulating
> >around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open
> >"work" or even look at "work" have found that their social life is
> >and their brain ceases to function properly.
> >If you do encounter "work" via email or are faced with any "work" at all,
> >then to purge the virus, send an email to your boss with the words:
> >"Sorry...I'm off to the pub".
> >The "work" should automatically be deleted from your brain. If you
> >"work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the
> >to your bin. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest bar with two
> >and order three pints of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you
> >will find that "work" will no longer be of and relevance to you.
> >Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have
> >anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has already
> >corrupted your life.
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