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Lesson Plans

The Oil Painting

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Larry Cox (L_J_Cox)
Thu, 18 Mar 1999 23:48:25 -0700

> - Submitted by Rubin
> ------------------------------------
> An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted.
> She told the the artist....
> ....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace,
> emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. "
> "But you are not wearing any of those things."
> "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband.
> I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife
> to go crazy looking for the jewelry.