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Truth Is Funnier Than Fiction

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Christi Fennell (cfennell1)
Mon, 8 Mar 1999 11:42:43 -0800 (PST)

Thought this was to good to not send!!! C

Truth Is Funnier Than Fiction
> >
> >
> >WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)
> >
> >Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there
went to a
> >nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
noticed her
> >sitting in her car with the windows rolled up, eyes closed, and
> >hands behind the back of her head.
> >
> >One customer who had been at the store for a while became
> >concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes
were now
> >open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay,
> Linda
> >replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been
> >her brains in for over an hour.
> >
> >The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
> >were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head.
> >
> >When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread
> on
> >the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had
exploded from
> >the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and
the wad of
> >dough hit her in the back of her head.
> >
> >When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and
> >thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly
> >and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone
noticed and
> >came to her aid.
> >
> >And, yes, Linda is a blonde.
> >
> >
> >
> >

4.I, as an effective teacher, will listen, listen and listen some more.
Another goal I chose this year.

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