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philosophy humor

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Michael R. Delahunt (delahunt)
Tue, 17 Mar 1998 21:30:03 -0700 (MST)


A Comparison of Philosophical Theories in the Late 20th Century

Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.

Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.

Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.

Anglican - They were our toys first.

Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.

Atheism - There is no toy maker.

Polytheism - There are many toy makers.

Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.

Church of Christ Scientist - We are the toys.

Communism - Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you are in big
trouble if we catch you selling yours.

B'Hai - All toys are just fine with us.

Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.

Taoism - The doll is as important as the dumptruck.

Mormonism - Every boy needs to go on a mission before he thinks about toys.

Voodoo - Let me borrow that doll for a second.

Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.

7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.

Southern Baptist - If your toy is a Disney product, you have a one-way
ticket to hell.

Jehovah's Witnesses - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.

Pentecostalism - He whose toys can talk, wins.

Existentialism - Toys are a figment of your imagination.

Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.

Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just
play with them.

Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of
difference.

Unitarian Universalism - We still haven't decided if the toys exist.