Note: To protect the privacy of our members, e-mail addresses have been removed from the archived messages. As a result, some links may be broken.

Lesson Plans


FW: Easter joke (fwd)

[ Thread ][ Subject ][ Author ][ Date ]
robert L. Snyder (rsnyder)
Tue, 17 Mar 1998 17:11:21 -0500 (EST)


This message is in MIME format. The first part should be readable text,
while the remaining parts are likely unreadable without MIME-aware tools.
Send mail to mime.edu for more info.

------ =_NextPart_000_01BD50FA.6F9E5D1C
Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; CHARSET=iso-8859-1
Content-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.95q.980317170957.9446D.edu>

Subject: FW: Easter joke

-----Original Message-----
From: Parmigiani, Ray
Sent: Wednesday, March 04, 1998 1:41 PM
To: Annaccone, Dan; Baldassari, Rosalie; Cook, Kevin; Dietrich,
Dennis; Donovan, Kevin; Fox, Karyl; Hadad, Ruth; Johnson, Willie; Lange,
Brad (OPTEX); Lines, Derek; Loughlin, Leslie; Martorano, Caroline;
Rodden, Katie; Rodriguez, Lisa; Sherry, Ted
Subject: FW: Easter joke

This is the best blonde joke I've heard in a long, long time...

Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St.
Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one
simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?" The
blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when
everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..."
"Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second
blonde the same question, "What is Easter?" The second blonde replies,
"Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree,
exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in
disgust, tells her she's wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the
third blonde and asks, "What is Easter?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the
eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously. "Easter is the Christian
holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus
and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later
deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The
Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to
wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his
hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large
boulder." St. Peter smiles broadly with delight. The third blonde
continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come
out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of
winter .

------ =_NextPart_000_01BD50FA.6F9E5D1C
Content-Type: APPLICATION/MS-TNEF
Content-Transfer-Encoding: BASE64
Content-ID: <Pine.SOL.3.95q.980317170957.9446E.edu>
Content-Description:
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------ =_NextPart_000_01BD50FA.6F9E5D1C--