There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an oil
shortage here in the USA.
Well, there's a very simple answer. . . . . nobody bothered to check the
oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for this is purely
geographical. Our oil is in Alaska, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Wyoming,
All the dipsticks are in Washington, DC
Sax Arts & Crafts
----- Original Message -----
From: "Sandy Bacon" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: "ArtsEdNet Talk" <email@example.com>
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2003 9:49 PM
Subject: Re: a little levity - Wendy
> I love this list!
> wendy free wrote:
> > Larry Laprise, the man who wrote the song "The Hokey Pokey," died
> > peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was
> > getting him in the coffin.
> > They put his left leg in...and then the trouble started.