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18 Reasons why making art is better than...

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From: Connie (crobbins_brady_at_TeacherArtExchange)
Date: Wed Mar 20 2002 - 09:02:35 PST


Rick Brewster, husband of an art teacher in Colorado, created this:

EIGHTEEN REASONS WHY MAKING ART IS BETTER THAN SEX

18 - You don't have to hide your art magazines.

17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional
to make art with you once in awhile.

16 - The Ten Commandments don't say anything about
making art.

15 - If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of
you making art, you don't have to worry about them
showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

14 - Your art partner doesn't get upset about people
you made art with a long time ago.

13 - It's perfectly respectable to make art with a
total stranger.

12 - When you see a really good artist, you don't have
to feel guilty about imagining the two of you making
art together.

11 - If your regular art partner isn't available,
he/she won't object if you make art with someone else.

10 - You won't go blind if you make art by yourself.

9 - When dealing with an art pro, you never have to
wonder if they are really an undercover cop.

8 - You don't have to go to a sleezy shop in a seedy
neighborhood to buy art stuff.

7 - You can have an art calendar on your wall at the
office, tell art jokes, and invite coworkers to make
art with you without getting sued for harassment.

6 - There are no artistically transmitted diseases.

5 - If you want to watch art on television, you don't
have to subscribe to the Playboy channel.

4 - Nobody expects you to make art with the same
partner for the rest of your life.

3 - Nobody expects you to give up making art if your
partner loses interest in it.

2 - You don't have to be a newlyweb to plan a vacation
primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

1 - Your art partner will never say, "Not again? We
just made art last week! Is making art all you ever
think about?"

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