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From: Rick (rlarson_at_TeacherArtExchange)
Date: Fri Mar 01 2002 - 15:36:07 PST

Hi, I got this at school. Thought some might like a chuckle.
> Hello! You have reached the automated answering service
of your school.
> In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff
> please listen to all options before making a selection:

      To lie about why your child is absent, Press 1.
> To make excuses for why your child did not do his work,
Press 2.
> To complain about what we do, Press 3.
> To cuss out staff members, Press 4.
> To ask why you didn't get needed information that was
already enclosed
> in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you,
Press 5.
> If you want us to raise your child, Press 6.
> If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone,
Press 7.
> To request another teacher for the third time this year,
Press 8.
> To complain about bus transportation, Press 9.
> To complain about school lunches, Press 0.
> If you realize this is the real world and your child
must be accountable
> / responsible for his/her own behavior, class work,
homework, and
> that it's not the teachers fault for your child(ren)'s
lack of effort...
> Hang up and have a nice day!!