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Vincent Van Gogh (one liners)

From: Janjarreau
Date: Mon Mar 13 2000 - 20:37:23 PST

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    Vincent  Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

    His obnoxious brother........................PleaseGogh
    His dizzy aunt....................................VertiGogh
    The brother who ate prunes..............GottaGogh
    The constipated uncle.........................CantGogh
    The brother who worked at a convenience store.....StopnGogh
    The grandfather from Yugoslavia..............................UGogh
    The brother who bleached his clothes white............HueGogh
    The cousin from Illinois....................ChicaGogh
    His magician uncle...........................WherediddyGogh
    His Italian uncle.................................DayGogh
    His Mexican cousin...........................AmeeGogh
    The Mexican cousin's American half brother.....GrinGogh
    The nephew who drove a stage coach.............WellsfarGogh
    The ballroom dancing aunt...................TanGogh
    A sister who loved disco.....................GoGogh
    The bird lover uncle.............................FlaminGogh
    His nephew psychoanalyst..................EGogh
    The fruit loving cousin..........................ManGogh
    An aunt who taught positive thinking..........WaytoGogh
    The little bouncy nephew............................PoeGogh
    And finally ...
    His niece who travels the country in a van....WinnieBay Gogh 

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