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Lesson Plans


Just fer laughs

From: Ralph and Gretchen (schultz)
Date: Wed Mar 08 2000 - 17:13:38 PST

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    >A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each
    child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up
    with the remainder of the proverb. Their insight may (or may not)
    surprise you.

    > >> > Better to be safe than............................Punch a 5th
    grader
    > >> > Strike while the ...................................Bug is close

    > >> > It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Savings
    Time
    > >> > Never underestimate the power of........Termites
    > >> > You can lead a horse to water but.........how?
    > >> > Don't bite the hand that..........................looks dirty
    > >> > No news is............................................impossible

    > >> > A miss is as good as a..........................Mr.
    > >> > You can't teach an old dog new............math
    > >> > If you lie down with dogs, you'll..........stink in the morning
    > >> > Love all, trust.......................................me
    > >> > The pen is mightier than the.................pigs
    > >> > An idle mind is....................................The best way
    to relax
    > >> > Where there's smoke there's.................pollution
    > >> > Happy the bride who...........................gets all the
    presents
    > >> > A penny saved is.................................not much
    > >> > Two's company, three's.......................the Musketeers
    > >> > Don't put off till tomorrow what.........you put on to go to bed

    > >> > Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.......you
    have to blow your nose
    > >> > None are so blind as..........................Stevie Wonder
    > >> > Children should be seen and not.........spanked or grounded
    > >> > If at first you don't succeed.................get new batteries
    > >> > You get out of something what you.....see pictured on the box
    > >> > When the blind leadth the blind..........get out of the way
    > >> > And the favorite...
    > >> > Better late than....................................pregnant

    Gretchen 

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