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The Atheist And The Loch Ness Monster

From: Ann Heineman (aheinema-state.edu)
Date: Sat Mar 04 2000 - 19:04:00 PST

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    For Larry Parker and the other contributors to the Theology of Toys topic:
            Thought you would enjoy some more weekend "Theological" humor.
                    Ann-on-y-mouse in Columbus

    |> The Atheist And The Loch Ness Monster
    |>
    |> An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was
    |> attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed
    |> him
    |> and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth to swallow
    |> both. As
    |> the man sailed head over heels, he cried out, "Oh, my God! Help me!"
    |> At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist
    |> hung
    |> in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds, "I thought you
    |> didn't
    |> believe in Me!"
    |>
    |> "Come on God, give me a break!!," the man pleaded. "Two minutes ago I
    |> didn't
    |> believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

    Ann Heineman.....aheinema-state.edu
    Greensview School....Upper Arlington City Schools
    (614)487-5050 ... Voice Mail 487-6456 Box 522
    aheineman-arlington.k12.oh.us 

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