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Lesson Plans


old sayings reworked

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Heidi McElroy (hmcelroy)
Wed, 23 Jun 1999 18:06:11 -0400


THE MILLENNIUM
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>1. Home is where you hang your @
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>2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
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>3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.
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> 4. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
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>5. Great groups from little icons grow.
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>6. Speak softly and carry a cellular phone.
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> 7. C:\ is the root of all directories.
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>8. Don't put all your hypes in one home page.
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>9. Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
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>10. The modem is the message.
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>11. Too many clicks spoil the browse.
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>12. The geek shall inherit the earth.
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>13. A chat has nine lives.
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>14. Don't byte off more than you can view.
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>15. Fax is stranger than fiction.
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>16. What boots up must come down.
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>17. Windows will never cease.
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>19. Virtual reality is its own reward.
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>20. Modulation in all things.
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>23. Know what to expect before you connect.
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>24. Oh, what a tangled Website we weave when ~ first
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> 25. Speed thrills.
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>26. Give a man (or for that matter anyone) a fish and you feed him for a
>day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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>thought some of you might enjoy these sayings sent to me by a friend. H. in VA.