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Fwd: [GCFL] CREATION 101

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Christi Fennell (cfennell1)
Tue, 8 Jun 1999 12:00:21 -0700 (PDT)


I am sorry if I offend anyone, but I thought this was
to good to not pass on. Christi

--- GCFL <gcfl-info> wrote:
> Date: 8 Jun 1999 18:55:54 -0000
> From: GCFL <gcfl-info>
> To: cfennell1
> Subject: [GCFL] CREATION 101
>
> [You are subscribed to GCFL as cfennell1]
>
> CREATION 101
>
> God created the mule, and told him, "You are mule.
> You will work
> constantly from dusk to dawn, carrying heavy loads
> on your back. You
> will eat grass and lack intelligence. You will live
> for 50 years."
>
> The mule answered, "To live like this for 50 years
> is too much.
> Please, give me no more than 20."
>
> And it was so.
>
> Then God created the dog, and told him, "You are
> dog. You will hold
> vigilance over the dwellings of Man, to whom you
> will be his greatest
> companion. You will eat his table scraps and live
> for 25 years."
>
> The dog responded, "Lord, to live 25 years as a dog
> like that is too
> much. Please, no more than 10 years."
>
> And it was so.
>
> God then created the monkey, and told him, "You are
> monkey. You shall
> swing from tree to tree, acting like an idiot. You
> will be funny, and
> you shall live for 20 years."
>
> The monkey responded, "Lord, to live 20 years as the
> clown of the
> world is too much. Please, Lord, give me no than 10
> years."
>
> And it was so.
>
> Finally, God created Man and told him, "You are Man,
> the only
> rational Being that walks the earth. You will use
> your intelligence
> to have mastery over the creatures of the world. You
> will dominate
> the earth and live for 20 years."
>
> The man responded, "Lord, to be Man for only 20
> years is too little.
> Please, Lord; give me the 20 years the mule refused,
> the 15 years the
> dog refused, and the 10 years the monkey rejected."
>
> And so God made Man to live 20 years as a man, then
> marry and live 20
> years like a mule working and carrying heavy loads
> on his back. Then,
> he is to have children and live 15 years as a dog,
> guarding his house
> and eating the leftovers after they empty the
> pantry; then, in his
> old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting like
> an idiot to amuse
> his grandchildren.
>
> And it is so...
>
>
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