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Lesson Plans

Fwd: stuff kids have taught me....

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1. It's more fun to color outside the lines.
2. If you're gonna draw on the wall, do it behind the
3. Ask why until you understand.
4. Hang on tight.
5. Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't
gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn,
you're still better off than the worm.
6. Make up the rules as you go along.
7. It doesn't matter who started it.
8. Ask for sprinkles.
9. If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog,
make it a dog.
10. Save a place in line for your friends.
11. Sometimes you have to take the test before you've
finished studying.
12. If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse.
13. Picking your nose when no one else is looking is
still picking your nose.
14. Just keep banging until someone opens the door.
15. Making your bed is a waste of time.
16. There is no good reason why clothes have to match.
17. Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he
absolutely had to.
18. If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably
shouldn't either.
19. Toads aren't ugly, they're just toads.
20. Don't pop someone else's bubble.
21. You work so hard peddling up the hill that you hate
to brake on the way down.
22. If you stand on tiptoe to be measured this year,
you'll have to stand on tiptoe for the rest of your
23. You can't ask to start over just because you're
losing the game.
24. Chasing the cat is more fun than catching it.
25. Make your mother proud of you.