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Fw: last day of school

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Pat Woods (pwoods)
Thu, 4 Jun 1998 15:21:10 -0700


>
> LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
>
> It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher
> was
> receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a
> gift.
> She shook it,held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is
> --
> some flowers."
>
> "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?"
>
> "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
>
> The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher
> held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what
> it
> is -- a box of sweets."
>
> That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl.
>
> "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
>
> The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The
> teacher
> held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop
> of
> the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue.
>
> "Is it wine?" she asked.
>
> "No" the boy replied.
>
> The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the
> leakage
> to her tongue.
>
> "Is it champagne?" she asked.
>
> "No" the boy replied.
>
> The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what
> is
> it?"
>
> The boy replied, A puppy!