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SCarl49932: rednecks are cool

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bob carl (bcarl28)
Mon, 1 Jun 1998 22:33:45 -0400


an end of the year laugh to y'all
see ya next fall & 'njoy 'yer summer break

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From: SCarl49932
To: ganderson, Jakensis,
KBlake00,bcarl28, Photoisme,
jaellio.mil,MAGNAW, Wayne1126,
cheryl144,WITHAMT,
MrChadwik,RSTANLEY,Sarah_Smart
Subject: rednecks are cool
Date: Mon, 1 Jun 1998 06:00:49 EDT
Message-ID: <6d8c01a.35727bd2>

> >> REDNECK RULES OF ETIQUETTE
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > TIPS FOR ALL OCCASIONS
> >> >>>>
> > While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this should be done in
private
> >using one's OWN truck keys.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > When entertaining at home, a centerpiece for the table should
> >never be anything prepared by a taxidermist.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > When dating (outside the family), always offer to bait your
> date's
> >hook, especially on the first date.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > Establish with her parents what time she is expected back.
Some
> >will say 10:00PM; Others might say Monday. If it is the latter, it
is
> the
> >man's responsibility to get her to school on time.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > Livestock, usually, is a poor choice for a wedding gift.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > For the groom, at least rent a tux. A leisure suit with a
> >cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > When driving, dim your headlights for approaching vehicles,
even
> >if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > When approaching a four way stop, the vehicle with the
largest
> >tires always has the right of way.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is
> >impolite to ask her to bring beer back.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > Never take a beer to a job interview.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
> >> >>>>
> >> >>>> > Even if you're certain that you are included in the will, it
is
> >still considered tacky to drive a U-haul to the funeral home.

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