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Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A Teacher Say
10. "Our principal is soooooooooo smart...no wonder he's in administration!"
9. "Thank the Lord for these evaluations. They keep me focused"
8. "I'd like to see Red Lobster throw down a meal like this!"
7. "I can't BELIEVE I get paid for this!!!!"
6. "Here class....just put all your gym shoes in this box next to my
5. "I bet all the people in our administration really miss teaching."
4. "Gosh, the bathroom smells so fresh and clean!"
3 . "It must true....the superintendent said so!"
2. "I think the discipline around here is just a LITTLE too strict!"
1. "It's Friday already??????"
Top 5 Things You'll Never hear An Art Teacher Say (or at least me):
5. "Sure you can pull Johnny for 1st period- it's not like he's missing a
core subject or anything."
4. "I'm just sick and tired of these kids always doodling in class."
3. "No really, I don't mind trashing my lessons for the day (again) to
decorate for the superintendent's luncheon. That's what I'm hear for, isn't
2. "I couldn't possibly ask for anymore money- the arts get way too much in
the budget already!"
1. "Gee, I'm bored. Do you have any bulletin boards I can do?"
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