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Fw: Van Gogh funnies

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Linda Kelty (lckelty)
Wed, 21 Jul 1999 21:52:31 -0400

If you enjoy an art laugh, read on. If not, delete. Slightly irreverent,
but wouldn't parts of this make a fun bulletin board? Linda

>Historians have discovered that the artist Vincent van Gogh had many
>relatives.
>
>Among them were:
>
>The brother who worked in a convenience store
>Stopn Gogh
>
>The grandfather from Yugoslavia
>U Gogh
>
>The brother who bleached his clothes white
>Hue Gogh
>
>His dizzy aunt
>Verti Gogh
>
>The cousin from Illinois
>Chi-ca Gogh
>The nephew who drove a stage coach
>Wellsfar Gogh
>
>The constipated uncle
>Can't Gogh
>
>The ballroom dancing aunt
>Tang Gogh
>
>The bird lover
>Flamin Gogh
>
>His nephew psychoanalyst
>E Gogh
>
>The fruit loving cousin
>Mang Gogh
>
>An aunt who taught positive thinking
>Wayto Gogh
>
>The little nephew
>Poe Gogh
>
>A sister who loved disco
>Go Gogh
>
>His obnoxious brother
>Please Gogh
>
>The brother who ate prunes
>Gotta Gogh
>
>His niece who travels the country in an RV
>Winnie Bay Gogh
>
>
>