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Re: [teacherartexchange] Fill in the blank - Art Teacher Qualification

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From: wendy free (wendypaigefree_at_TeacherArtExchange)
Date: Sat Jul 01 2006 - 09:24:47 PDT


harold, if you don't already, i think you should
consider doing political satire/cartooning? this was
so "right on" but it also cracked me up! imagining
the class and teacher...hee! or maybe you could be on
the daily show!

:D wendy

--- Harold Olejarz <holejarz@gmail.com> wrote:

> Art Teacher Qualification Survey
>
> Please fill in the blank:
>
> People who have drawn naked models should not be art
> teachers because
> ____________
>
> People who have modeled for life drawing classes
> should definitely not
> be art teachers because ____________
>
> People who have looked at paintings of naked men,
> women and children
> by famous artists should not be art teachers because
> ____________
>
> People who have looked at paintings of naked men,
> women and children
> by not so famous artists should definitely not be
> art teachers because
> ____________
>
> People who have studied Greek Sculpture should not
> be art teachers
> because ____________
>
> People who have looked at erotic Greek vases should
> definitely not be
> art teachers because ____________
>
> People who have looked at photographs of nude people
> by famous
> photographers should not be art teachers because
> ____________
>
> People who have looked at photographs of nude people
> by not so famous
> photographers should definitely not be art teachers
> because
> ____________
>
> People who have modeled naked figures out of clay
> should not be art
> teachers because ____________
>
> People who have seen any art dealing with issues of
> gender or
> sexuality should not be art teachers because
> __________
>
> People who make of have made art dealing with issues
> or gender or
> sexuality should definitely not be art teachers
> because __________
>
> People who have seen or made Performance Art should
> not be art
> teachers because __________
>
> People who have seen R or X rated movies should not
> be art teachers
> because __________
>
> People who have had sex outside of marriage should
> not be art teachers
> because __________
>
>
> I am sure there are more statements that can be
> added to this list.
>
> When we are done adding the statements we can start
> checking out all
> of the art teachers. Hopefully, we will be left with
> at least one
> person who can still be an art teacher. That person
> should have great
> class management skills because he or she can expect
> to teach some
> pretty big classes.
>
> Harold
>
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 wendy
www.wendypaigefree.com

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