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Lesson Plans


From: Patricia Knott (pknott)
Date: Sat Jul 01 2000 - 07:15:50 PDT

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    > Today's Joke:
    > The principal had a problem with some girls who were starting
    > to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom they would
    > blot their lips on the mirrors, leaving lip prints.
    > Before it got out of hand, he thought of a way to stop it.
    > One day he gathered together all the girls who wore lipstick.
    > He then took them into the bathroom and lectured about how
    > hard it was to clean the lipstick off the mirrors. The
    > principle then asked the custodian, who was present, to
    > demonstrate.
    > The custodian took a long handled brush, dipped it into the
    > toilet and vigorously rubbed the lipstick off the mirror.
    >> From that day forward, the mirrors stayed lipstick free.

    Probably wouldn't stop some of my girls


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