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Van Gogh

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Lisa R. Harman (lharman)
Sun, 28 Feb 1999 18:15:18 +0000


-Van Gogh
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>After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist
>Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
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>His obnoxious brother, Please Gogh
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>His dizzy aunt, Verti Gogh
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>The brother who ate prunes, Gotta Gogh
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>The brother who worked at a convenience store, Stopn Gogh
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>The grandfather from Yugoslavia, U Gogh
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>The brother who bleached his clothes white, Hue Gogh
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>The cousin from Illinois, Chica Gogh
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>His magician uncle, Wherediddy Gogh
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>His Mexican cousin, Amee Gogh
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>The Mexican cousin's American half brother, Grin Gogh
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>The nephew who drove a stage coach, Wellsfar Gogh
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>The constipated uncle, Can't Gogh
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>The ballroom dancing aunt, Tang Gogh
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>The bird lover uncle, Flamin Gogh
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>His nephew psychoanalyst, E Gogh
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>The fruit loving cousin, Man Gogh
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>An aunt who taught positive thinking, Wayto Gogh
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>The little bouncy nephew, Poe Gogh
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>A sister who loved disco, Go Gogh
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>His Italian uncle, Day Gogh
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>And his niece who travels the country in a van, Winnie Bay Gogh
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