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Lesson Plans


games anyone?

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Becky Alexander (Bekalex)
Thu, 13 Feb 1997 11:01:23 -0800

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I got this on another list and thought this group would appreciate it.
There was no "source" given.
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>
>Subject: Russians
>Date: 13. February 1997 00:32
>
>> RUSSIAN SOLDIERS...
>>
>> There was a group of russian soldiers close to a high ravine. The
>> sergeant goes close to the edge, looks down, then turns around and says:
>>
>> - Soldier Ivanov!
>> - Sir!
>> - Put yourself in this position:
>>
>> O
>> *--------------.
>> | | |
>> | | |
>> | | *
>> | |
>> ,--------
>> | |
>> | |
>> |
>> |
>> - Yes sir!
>> - Now jump!
>> - I'm sorry!!???
>> - I said JUMP, soldier!
>> - Yes sir!, (and jumps)
>>
>>
>> The Sergeant looks down to the abyss again, thinks for a while
>> and says:
>>
>> - Soldier Pyetrov!
>> - Sir!
>> - Move a little to your left!
>> - Yes sir!
>> - Put yourself in this position:
>>
>> *
>> |
>> |
>> |
>> O |
>> ,-----'
>> | | |
>> | | |
>> *----' | |
>> |--|
>> | |
>> | |
>> | `-----
>> |
>> |
>> |
>>
>> - Yes sir!
>> - Now jump!
>> - Yes sir!, (and jumps to the void...)
>>
>>
>> Again the sergeant looks down, thinks and yells:
>>
>> - Soldier Sidorov!
>> - Sir!
>> - Move yourself a little to the right and kneel!
>> - Yes sir!
>> - Jump!
>> - Yes sir!, (and jumps)
>>
>> The Sergeant analyses again the situation and says:
>>
>> - Soldier Strogoff!
>> - Sir!
>> - Put yourself in this position:
>> O
>> *-----------.
>> | | |
>> | | |
>> | | |
>> | | *
>> ,-----------.
>> | |
>> | |
>>
>> At that moment a jeep stops. The Captain gets up and yells:
>>
>> - Sergeant Tchebychevich!!!, this is the last time that I warn you!
>> The next time I find you playing Tetris with the soldiers I'm going
>> to send you to Court Martial!

BTW: A Russian guy invented Tetris.

Becky


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