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Theology of Toys

From: Lawrence A. Parker/OCCTI (occti)
Date: Wed Feb 16 2000 - 06:10:03 PST

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    THEOLOGY OF TOYS

    Capitalism - He who dies with the most toys, wins.
    Hari Krishna - He who plays with the most toys, wins.
    Catholicism - He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
    Anglican - They were our toys first.
    Greek Orthodox - No, they were OURS first.
    Atheism - There is no toy maker.
    Polytheism - There are many toy makers.
    Evolutionism - The toys made themselves.
    Church of Christ, Scientist - We are the toys.
    Communism - No matter how hard you work, everyone gets the same number of
    toys.
    Amish - Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
    Taoism - The doll is as important as the dump truck.
    Mormonism - Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
    Hedonism - To heck with the rule book! Let's play!
    Hinduism - He who plays with bags of plastic farm animals, loses.
    7th Day Adventist - He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
    Baptist - Once played, always played.
    Jehovah's Witness - He who sells the most toys door-to-door, wins.
    Existentialism - Toys are.
    Confucianism - Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is no longer dry.
    Non-denominationalism - We don't care where the toys came from, let's just
    play with them.
    Agnosticism - It is not possible to know whether toys make a bit of
    difference.

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