A Wish For The New Millennium...
> May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not
> fall; and May your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your
> cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.
> May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist,
> your gastro-endocrinologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your
> podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the IRS.
> May you find a way to travel from anywhere to anywhere in the rush hour
> in less than an hour, and when you get there May you find a parking
> May Friday evening, December 31, find you seated around the dinner
> table, together with your beloved family and cherished friends,
> ushering in the New Year ahead. You will find the food better, the
> environment quieter, the cost much cheaper, and the pleasure much more
> than anything else you might ordinarily do that night.
> May you wake up on January 1st, finding that the world has not come
> to an end, the lights work, the water faucets flow, and the sky has not
> May you go to the bank on Monday morning, January 3rd and find your
> account is in order, your money is still there and any mistakes are in
> your favor.
> May you ponder on January 4th; How did this ultramodern civilization
> of ours manage to get itself traumatized by a possible slip of a blip on
> a chip made out of sand.
> May you have the strength to go through a year of presidential
> campaigning, and May some of the promises made be kept. May you believe
> at least half of what the candidates propose, and May those elected
> fulfill at least half of what they promise, and the miracle of
> reducing taxes and balancing budgets happen.
> May what you see in the mirror delight you, and what others see in you
> delight them.
> May the tele-marketers wait to make their sales calls until you finish
> dinner, and May your check book and your budget balance, and May
> they include generous amounts for charity.
> May you remember to say "I love you" at least once a day to your
> spouse, your child, your parent; but not to your secretary, your nurse,
> your masseuse, your hairdresser or your tennis instructor.
> May we live as intended, in a world at peace and the awareness of
> the beauty in every sunset, every flower's unfolding petals, every
> baby's smile and every wonderful, astonishing, miraculous beat of our
> And, May you Forward this on to someone that could use a smile and a
> laugh to brighten their day.
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