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Lesson Plans


Re: Where are we?

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Artemis420
Sat, 18 Dec 1999 01:30:00 EST


In a message dated 12/17/99 11:33:58 AM Pacific Standard Time,
Pablo90512 writes:

<< I find blonde jokes just as offensive as racist and ethnic jokes >>


How about this one?
Artie

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to
NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls
over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains
that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you
pay me $5.00, and vice versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some
sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you
pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to
this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls
out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your
turn."
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down
with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and
searches the net and the library of congress, no answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail.
After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.00. The blonde
says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer
$5.00, and goes back to sleep.
And you thought blondes were dumb!

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