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Real teachers...

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PurpleArt
Wed, 15 Dec 1999 21:13:10 EST


Hi everyone...this is worth reading I thought!! (That is, if you are a real
teacher!)

This is forwarded from Kathleen Reeves, a real teacher. As with most of the
good stuff, the author is long since unknown.

HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A REAL TEACHER
Real teachers grade papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty
meetings, in the bathroom, and (at the end of the six weeks) have been seen
grading in church.
Real teachers cheer when they hear April 1 does not fall on a school day.
Real teachers drive older cars owned by credit unions.
Real teachers clutch a pencil while thinking and make notes in the margins
of books.
Real teachers can't walk past a crowd of kids without straightening up the
line.
Real teachers never sit down without first checking the seat of the chair.
Real teachers have disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning
their backs on the class.
Real teachers are written up in medical journals for size and elasticity of
kidneys and bladders.
Real teachers have been timed gulping down a full lunch in 2 minutes, 18
seconds. Master teachers can eat faster than that.
Real teachers can predict exactly which parents will show up at Open
House.
Real teachers volunteer for hall duty on days faculty meetings are scheduled.
Real teachers never teach the conjugations of lie and lay to eighth graders.
Real teachers know it is better to seek forgiveness than to ask permission.
Real teachers know the best end of semester lesson plans can come from
Blockbuster.
Real teachers never take grades after Wednesday of the last week of the six
weeks.
Real teachers never assign research papers on the last six weeks or essays
on final exams.
Real teachers know the shortest distance and the length of travel time
from their classroom to the office.
Real teachers can "sense" gum.
Real teachers know the difference among what must be graded, what ought to
be graded, and what probably should never again see the light of day.
Real teachers are solely responsible for the destruction of the rain
forest.
Real teachers have their best conferences in the parking lot.
Real teachers have never heard an original excuse.
Real teachers buy Excedrin and Advil at Sam's.
Real teachers will eat anything that is put in the workroom/teacher's lounge.
Real teachers never plan discussions for first period or co-operative groups
for 7th during an evaluation.
Real teachers have the assistant principals' and counselors' home phone
numbers.
Real teachers know secretaries and
HOW TO TELL IF YOU'RE A REAL TEACHER !

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