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Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

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BluesTruth
Mon, 28 Dec 1998 22:43:33 EST

Reformatted for your reading pleasure....

CHRISTMAS CAROLS FOR THE PSYCHIATRICALLY CHALLENGED>>>

SCHIZOPHRENIA - Do you hear what I hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - We 3 Queens Disorientated Are.
DEMENTIA - I think I 'll be Home for Christmas
MANIA - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town ....or Deck the halls and Spare no expense!
PARONOIA - Santa Claus is Coming to get me
PERSONALITY DISORDER - You Better Watch out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna pout,
the MAYBE I'll tell you why.
OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell
Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock Jingle
Bell Jingle Bell Jingle Bell Rock
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY - Thoughts of Roasting in an open fire
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - On the 1st day of Christmas My true love gave to me (and
then took it all away).